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NSFW/C! WATCH: Michael Shannon Reads Insane Sorority Girl Email

If you are one of the few people who hasn't read "The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read" on Gawker.com, let me preface this by saying: it is incredibly offensive and laced with an over-abundance of profanity. 

The reason it has gone viral is just for those reasons.

The email was written by an (ex-?) executive board member of the University of Maryland chapter of Delta Gamma who was extraordinarily (and at times violently) upset at her sorority sisters for first "LITERALLY being so [expletive] AWKWARD" and secondly for being "so [expletive] BORING."

In the midst of Greek Week, both can pose a problem especially when it deals with their interaction with matchup fraternity, Sigma Nu.

You can read the original article by Gawker.com HERE - but remember if you are easily offended, you should take my cliff notes version and probably NOT click the link or video below.

The fine folks at Funny Or Die of course caught wind of the viral verbal attack and asked Richard Dreyfuss to recite the email, which the esteemed actor apparently didn't even respond to the request. 

Next, the website invited Boardwalk Empire's Michael Shannon to read the email and the 2010 Academy Award Nominee for Best Supporting Actor obliged.

Again, if you are easily offended, at work and don't have headphones, are in the presence of children and/or possibly, women - you may want to either pass all together or wait until a more suitable time presents itself.

 

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